GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you check here wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie s